ONE FLAW IN WOMEN

by Mystery 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mystery
    Mystery

    ONE FLAW IN WOMEN By the time the Lord made woman, alt he was into his sixth day of working overtime.
    An angel alt appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
    And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke alt and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children alt at one time, have a kiss alt that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heartalt -and she will do everything with only two hands." altalt The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. alt She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish." "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel. The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate." The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. alt I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one." "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!" "What's the tear for?" the angel asked. The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride." The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing." And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, alt love alt and joy.alt They smilealt when they want to scream.alt They sing when they want to cry.They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice.They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their familyalt can have. They go to the doctor alt with a frightened friend.They love unconditionally. They cry when their children alt excel and cheer when their friends get awards.They are happy when they hear about a birthalt or a wedding.alt Their hearts break when a friend dies.They grieve at the loss of a family member,alt yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.They know that a hug alt and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world alt keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love.They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give. HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH. I THINK THAT YOU ARE SPECIAL AND JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU!!! Not to leave out the men "you are special too".

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    ...and the Good Lord said to Adam: "You can have one of these super females, mind you it'll cost you an arm and a leg!"

    Adam replied: "Hmm. What do you get for just a rib?"

    Englishman.

  • fleaman uk
    fleaman uk

    Adam replied: "Hmm. What do you get for just a rib?"

    "mmmmm God musta made you from my sexy rib!!puurrrrrrr" c/o H.Simpson esq

  • kls
    kls

    Wow Mystery that is great and all so true. If i can get my printer working i will print this out for my daughters. Thanks

  • Tim Horton
    Tim Horton

    AHHHH that is so sweet! Panther I don't think they were describing a JW woman though.

  • Mystery
    Mystery

    Alright Englishman - are you saying that the women in your life aren't as stated???? huh.... I will let you tell them that all they are worth is a rib.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    Aw! That was so sweet! Thank you, we overworked moms needed that.

    Mrs Jones (otherwise known to the 4 loves of my life - Mommie)

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