|What Sex Are They?|
|SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished,
with its tongue hanging out.
|ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can|
always see right through them.
|COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.|
|TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.|
|HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go|
anywhere you have to light a fire
under it...and, of course, there's the
hot air part.
|SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain|
|HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.
|SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.|
|HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last|
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
|REMOTE CONTROL - female....Ha! You thought I'd say male. But|
consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know
the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.