Oh my gawd!!! There is a gawd!!!

by Elsewhere 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Today I bought some Cottonelle Alow & E toilet paper.

    OH MY GAWD... I will NEVER use anything else again! This stuff is AWSOME!!!

    I have NEVER enjoyed wiping my ass this much before!!!

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    Wow... I've never heard someone get so excited about TP. Except for Beavis:

  • Confucious
    Confucious

    32...

    I am Cornholio...

    I need some TP for my bunghole.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    I am the great Cornholio... you have awakened my bunghole and you must pay for awakening my bunghole

    My bunghole will will speak now.

    Come out with your pants down!

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    you really shouldnt abuse that puppy by making it clean your behind.

    i should call the aspca or something on you lmao

  • Corvin
  • Preston
    Preston

    Of course Elesewhere, there is a God (or Gawd as you put it) and you can bet your holy ass that in heaven Vishnu must have a roll of TP for each one of his many hands.

    I leave you in peace

    - Preston (of the ass class)

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    The only way to go...............ummmmm use, ummmm, never mind.

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    Else, I can just imagine it being as nice as when they came out with kleenex with lotion and aloe. On a sore, cold-infected honker, it was heaven sent! For a headcold I'll use nothing else.

    We buy our arsewipe from Costco - Kirkland brand. It's not bad stuff - I've used far worse. And there's more than two uses on a roll!

    However, I'll keep it in mind when that headcold goes out the other end.

    Peace

    Brenda

  • arrowstar
    arrowstar

    oh my stars!!

    Elsewhere, hon, c'mon...it's time for your meds.

    Lisa

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