Satanus, on the off chance that article you wrote WASN'T done by The Onion...uhhhh....source?
Why Americans Hate Democrats?A Dialogue
Also on average the less educated people are the more religous they are
Realists, this is an excellent point as to why the WBTS don't want JW's to further their education. The more one knows, the less one is likely to swallow the garbage they wrap up as "The Truth tm ".