A couple of plans on solving this whole 'divided' US thing:

Xander

How about this one?

Or, maybe....

iiz2cool

The first one looks good to me, except there's one problem. Why is Vancouver Island black? Are they giving it to Russia? Or Texas?

Walter

avishai

Great idea!! But Canadians are to "nice" to ever implement it.

iiz2cool

I just noticed another problem with the map. It assumes we want to keep the whiners in Quebec. We don't. Can we deport them all to Texas?

Walter

Simon

ha ha !

Yes, and then lets Nuke Jesus-land ... it's what they would want.

WildHorses

Simon, no need to nuke anyone. This was in an email I got today.

Michigan voted for Kerry! So did the entire Northeast, the birthplace
of our democracy. So did 6 of the 8 Great Lakes States. And the whole
West Coast! Plus Hawaii. Ok, that's a start. We've got most of the fresh
water, all of Broadway, and Mt. St. Helens. We can dehydrate them or
bury them in lava. And no more show tunes!

hillbilly

nice thought...we still wont let you emigrate, Anahgrad yes..you no... Englishman, we might consider him.........

--------Hill (Border Patrol, Michigan Division)

Chloe

Please, please let me move out of Colorado first.

Chloe, one small liberal in a sea of Republicans.

Satanus

then lets Nuke Jesus-land ... it's what they would want.

You mean a manufactured rapture? I can see the slogan: tired of waiting for the rapture? Let us do it for you. Another: instant rapture - $19.95. Special family rates.

Avashi

When simon gets here and gets to be prime minister, perhaps he will impliment it.

S

Satanus

Ps, we don't want new york. It can go on it's own, or join israel.

S

A couple of plans on solving this whole 'divided' US thing:

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