whats the worst mistake you ever made>>U WONT beat this>>>>
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
Oh Man !!! ... Well I mean Ohnuk !!!
For some reason I doubt the mans excuse is a valid one but I guess he had to think real quick
His excuse makes sense only if he was drunk or high on something.
~Quotes, of the "Mistake My Weiner for a Really Really Really Big Turkey Vulture" class
Brings a whole new meaning to the ad song:
"I feel like chicken tonight ... chicken tonight!"
Talk about cutting off your dick to spite your face......I mean your chick!
Why was he naked in tha first place? lol
I wonder if the dog got full.
You guys are cracking me up! Wonder if he was choking the chicken before it happened? I cant see how this accident occured!
Lesson 1: He shoulda fed the darn dog and not let it go hungry huh.
So does that mean that he is now a capon?
Mistake My Weiner for a Really Really Really Big Turkey Vulture
hmmmm can we quote you on that quotes? lmao
i think some vodka might have been involved in that old fellas escapade!
candidlynuts: of the " knows mens eyes are bigger than their chicken necks" class