Yall Remember Them Tummy-Gummers?

by Frannie Banannie 11 Replies latest social humour

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    Where yall can find the rest of "Them Poems" along with "Them Lost Poems".......

    http://users2.ev1.net/~smyth/linernotes/thesongs/ThemPoems.htm

    Them Tummy Gummers

    How about Them Tummy Gummers ain't they dummies?
    Havin' they fun a gummun' they tummies.
    Gummin them paunches out o' they mind
    Runnin' 'round shoutin' "It's tummy gummin' time"
    Look at them Them Tummy Gummers lurkin' in the yard,
    Waintin' for a jelly belly, catch it off guard.
    Them hell-bent Tummy Gummers, ain't they dummix,
    Runnin' through the neighborhood gummin' them stomachs.
    How to be a Tummy Gummer, no way to shun it,
    Grab an abdomen, haul off and gum it.

  • kls
    kls

    No Frannie i don't remember those cause they were waaaay before my time,,,,,,Just kidding Frannie : ))))

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    LOL, Kls, what a HOOT, eh?

    Frannie B

  • kls
    kls

    Oh Frannie you are the best,,,,,,,,smooch

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    (((kls))) But I'm just a fluff junkie, yanno....it helps to keep things lite

    Frannie B

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    I don't remember that poem, Frannie but I loved Shel Silverstein's poems when I was a preteen. Here is one of them:

    "My Beard"

    My beard grows down to my toes,
    I never wears no clothes,
    I wraps my hair
    Around my bare,
    And down the road I goes.

    ©1974 Evil Eye Music Poem and drawing by: Shel Silverstein

    Flyin'

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Here's another favorite Shel poem:

    ELETELEPHONY
    by Shel Silverstein, from "Where The Sidewalk Ends"

    once there was an elephant
    who tried to use the telephant;
    no no, I mean an elephone
    who tried to use the telephone.
    (Dear me I am not certain quite
    that even now i've got it right)
    how e'r it was he got his trunk
    entangled in the telephunk
    the more he tried to get it free,
    the louder buzzed the telephee.
    (i fear i'd better quit this song
    of elehop and telephong.)

    Flyin'

  • Mac
    Mac

    Shel had some cool songs too!!!!!!!

    Wrote a few done by Dr. Hook as I recall?

    mac, found those tummy gummers strangely disturbing class

    *but not as disturbing as if it would have been a Tummy Gumby, the bastard

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    Shel had some cool songs too!!!!!!!

    Wrote a few done by Dr. Hook as I recall?

    Yes, and One's On The Way for Loretta Lynn as well as The Unicorn by the Irish Rovers. Sadly, he is no longer with us: his pen is silenced.

    Flyin'

  • Mac
    Mac

    Yeppers...

    mac

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