Well Frannie my wife solved this problem for me.
She will only let me buy things like drills-hammers-shovels-saws-tillers-paint sprayers-welders-nails-screws-paint "for the sprayer"- riding lawn mowers-bird seed-wrenches-electric wiring-elec breakers etc.
You know, things she knows I need to do the things she wants done around the place.
So far I have not tested these things on my self. But I do wonder how that damned bird seed tastes