Blondie, you were a Jezebel to the elders, I bet!
Did Your Hall Make You Go To Meetings During Inclement Weather.......?
Never called one to my face, but I'm sure I was considered one behind my back, min. It helps being 3rd generation JW with plenty of eccentric aunts and uncles who were elders. My aunts were worse, had contacts in Bethel and knew the dark secrets of the whole circuit.