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  • Terry
    Terry

    Fangbang: Judicial committee

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    dickheaditis

    Most men come down with this dread mental illness when they become JWs. This syndrome makes them call any female who doesn't want to to wait on men like slaves, keep their mouths shut except in field service and weigh 105 lbs an overbearing Jezebel. Jezebel translated into worldly terms means: big bitch.

  • little witch
    little witch

    Familiardumptus- The immeadiate response of ridding oneself of former loved family members if they disagree in any way to a jw dogma.

    Hovahpride- The feeling that overcomes common sense when dumping ones family due to religious differences.

    Resumedhumanities- Those who have been victimized by the above and live better lives free of oppression.

  • Nancy Drake
    Nancy Drake

    Goat-boat: A two door car, unacceptable for field service.

    Microbuzz: The ringing that remains in your ears after someone gives a comment too close to the microphone.

    Claporant: Someone who claps at an inappropriate time during a District Convention.

    Skinert: A skirt or dress that skims the knees instead of covering them; inappropriate attire

  • little witch
    little witch

    Nancy,

    That was witty and funny! Good job!

  • sleepy
    sleepy

    Prophe-seight-anator. For people who prophecy a lot.

  • MerryMagdalene
    MerryMagdalene

    PHALLUSY = the mistaken belief that man was created in God's image to dominate everyone and everything else, giving rise to the "my God is bigger than your God" holy wars and the suppression of Goddess worship due to Venus envy.

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