Make up a word.
Give it a religious definition.
1.Praysturbate: to imagine god will grant you your deepest longing if you ask him
2.Fellatiorging: Sucking up to the elders at the Kingdom Hall
3.De-eficating: doing anything that gets you disfellowshipped
4.Apostulate: to wonder if the Society might be wrong about something
5.Parrotificate: To answer a question at the WT study by repeating what the paragraph says.
6.Geddonhorney: Any JW anxious for others to die at the Great Day of Gawd Almighty
Okay, you get the idea.
What are yours?