I've just discovered something cuz I'm smart.

by gumby 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • xenawarrior
  • gumby
    gumby

    I really need to get to more fests. People really think I'm green dammit. All the babes think I stretch

    ( ) nasty thangs!

    Gumby

  • xenawarrior
    xenawarrior
    People really think I'm green dammit.

    awww you poor poor man. Here's a song to ease your pain my bendy friend:

    "It's Not Easy Bein' Green" (lyrics by Joe Rapposo)

    It's not that easy bein' green;
    Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
    When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold-
    or something much more colorful like that.

    It's not easy bein' green.
    It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things.
    And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water- or stars in the sky.

    But green's the color of Spring.
    And green can be cool and friendly-like.
    And green can be big like an ocean, or important like a mountain, or tall like a tree.

    When green is all there is to be
    It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why? Wonder,
    I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful!
    And I think it's what I want to be.

    Sincerely,

    Your other "bendy" friend:

  • Devils Advocate
    Devils Advocate

    Guys and or Gals, I don't see any smiley face. I see a lightbulb, a piece of paper icon, two thumbs, an "x", an "!", two balloons with "i" and "?", a green balloon with a "?", and a blue "i"......but no smiley face. Where is the smiley fae supposed to be? Maybe my brother the elder broke into my home and stole the darn thing!

  • johnny cip

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