Old People Ask

Whippersnapper!!!
LOL

And so the "Middle-aged" jokes commence...

I heard this last night:

"Why doesn't the society build retirement homes?"

Old People Ask: Who Are These Kids Writing the Watchtower?

some of this thread is too true. Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have? A suppository?" She pulled it out & stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."

Old People Ask: If I act my age, will I die?

Old People Ask: Will I be disfellowshipped for standing in front of the toilet during the whole meeting because nothing comes out?

Old People Ask: Will my young, blonde, nurse be allowed to change my Depends in the back room during the meeting?

Old People Ask: Will the spiritual feast get under my dentures?

Old People Ask: Can I sit at the front of the Faithful and Discreet Slave Class? I have problems hearing.

Old People Ask: If I sit at the table of demons, is there someone there to feed me?

Old People Ask: Adam and Eve. Nice couple. Weren't they a bit liberal?

Ole' Country Girl

Will I still be wearing Depends in the new system?

"Now I think I know where my hearing aid is." Hearing aid! HILARIOUS!

Old People Ask - Do I smell as bad as I think I do?

Old People Ask - Will I be disfellowshipped for having purple hair?