by ballistic 29 Replies latest jw friends
OK, I was reading the Awake article thread, and I thought, we have "Yound People Ask" but no "Old People Ask" so what about some article titles for the old?
Here you go:
Old People Ask: "why has the new system been *just around the corner* for over 100 years?"
Old People Ask: "Why didn't I save for my retirement?"
P.S. not age discrimination here - I'm rapidly becoming an old codger myself.
What Will Help Me To Go???.....Why Won't They Let Me Do Microphones?.......Why Am I So Forgetful?....
"Why does nobody visit me?"
"Where did I leave my glasses?"
"What's that again?"
Only 15 minutes needed or Jah.
Why don't they call on me at the meeting anymore?
Why do young ones treat me like s*it?
Never invited anywhere - so what?
pro----too funny!
Old People Ask: Is it too late to start that college education?
or better yet....
Old People Ask: My children are disfellowshipped, what should I do with their inheritance?
LOL
Old people ask: "What age do I come out of retirement while growing younger or is that it?"
Will they have Geritol in the New System?
Old People Ask: Should I still drive my 1942 Plymouth out in service when I am crippled?
Old People Ask: That sister with the hat, what's her name again?
Old People Ask: Why did I break my hip on the icy entrance to the Kingdom Hall?
Old People Ask: Why do I bring the wrong Watchtower every week?
Old People Ask: What was the question?
