Post Your Own Awake! Article Titles

by Farkel 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek

    "Dancing With the Cranes"

    "How Many Senses Do We Really Have?"

    "Pollen - Menace or Miracle?"

    "Farming - Why in Crisis?"

    "Pornography - Harmless or Harmful?"

    "The Weather?Is Something Wrong?"

    "When Sexual Harassment Will Be No More!"

    "Negotiating a Reasonable Bride-Price"

    Actually I have to confess I didn't make these up. They're all genuine article titles on www.watchtower.org

  • minimus
    minimus

    Why Does God Permit Hemorrhoids?.......Those Amazing Beavers!------Abstain From Whole Blood & Stay Healthy-------Is LITE Beer Really Good For You??-------

  • Sirona
    Sirona
    Young People Ask: My friend masterbates: how can I help?

    ROFLMAO!!!

    Sirona

  • Soledad
    Soledad

    "The Amazing Benefits of Obtaining an Ivy League Education"

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    A genuine title

    *** w78 8/1 pp. 26-27 Sex Without Marriage?Why It Hurts ***

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek
    *** w78 8/1 pp. 26-27 Sex Without Marriage?Why It Hurts ***

    Shouldn't that read: "Sex Without Foreplay?Why It Hurts"

  • Lostreality
    Lostreality

    hmm...

    "Making more money than the faithful and discreet slave, Is it jealousy?"

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    "Negotiating a Reasonable Bride-Price"

    I wanna know: is this in the English version? If it is then it's damn funny.

    Flyin'

  • funkyderek
  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    Here's one awake they won't see!

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