Post Your Own Awake! Article Titles

Farkel

On another thread I posted the "titles" of some Awake! articles. I thought it might be neat to allow others to add to the fun. Feel free to jump in and add some titles for "Watching The World," too.

"Does the Jackalope Really Exist?"
"Are Practical Jokes Really Practical?"
"How to Make a Kite out of 1/4" Cast Iron"
"The Garbage Disposal: a Modern Miracle"
"The Camel - A Creature of Beauty"
"Rivers of the World: A Source of Water"
"Is Cannibalism Wrong?"
"Jellyfish - Floating Wonders of the Ocean"
"Does Science Really Help Mankind?"
"The Amazing World of Aphids"

Just Before the Annual NGO Renewal Was Due: "The UN Helps Reduce Human Suffering"
Just After the Annual NGO Renewal Was Made: "The UN - a Real Piece of Shit"

Farkel

Scully

"Metamucil - Creator of Floating Wonders in My Commode" - by Awake! correspondent I.M. Phullachit
"When the Lights Go Out - "Night Terrors" or Demonic Attack?" - by Gita DeGree-Bymail, MD, WTS Staff Physician

Leolaia

The Amazing Heart: Learning about the Emotional Pump

UFOs: Extraterrestials or Demons?

God's Wondrous Cycle of Precipitation

Spiritual Food for the Starving in Rwanda (from an Awake! correspondent in Rwanda)

gumby

"HOW TO WIPE YOUR OWN ASS"

Gumby

FlyingHighNow

Young People Ask: My friend masterbates: how can I help?

Cancer: An exuse to slow down?

Cyber Sex: Is it all it's cracked up to be?

The Fascinating Life Cycle of a Streptococci

Sex After Marriage: is it for you?

Breast Implants: do you really need them?

Viagra: Useful for Christians?

Flyin'

dh

The Internet Is Evil

frankiespeakin

"Washing Windows" by Awake corraspondent in NYC.

"Why Science Will Never Find the Fountain Of Youth"

"The Catholic Church's Pedophile Crisis"

"How To Make Cotton Candy That Won't Rot Your Teeth"

"Aluminum and Alhimers"

"In Memory Of Youths Who Valued The Life That Is In The Blood"

"Was Mother Theresa a Real Christian"

"How To Make Friends With A Gorilla" by Awake Correspondant in the Congo

"They Beleived Too"

"Should Christians Buy Second Hand Clothes?"

XQsThaiPoes

"How to believe and promote evolution with out believing or promoting evolution?"

"Blood Transfusions save lives."

"How to be an apostate and get away with it."

"Publishing doctrines contrary to the watchtower publications while publishing watchtower publications. Is it for you?" Awake corespondant in Brooklyn Bethel

StinkyPantz

"Touch Their Hearts- Not Yourself"

Kenneson

Why God Created Cockroaches, Mosquitoes and Flies

Jehovah's Witnesses Open Their First Soup Kitchen

New Light: Armageddon Is Only Symbolical

The 1914 Generation: We Never Said That

Watchtower Society Praises Catholic Apostate Monk for Restoring the Name Jehovah

Post Your Own Awake! Article Titles

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