Don't take any wooden Indians!!
mac
Best Helpful "Hint"
by patio34 30 Replies latest jw experiences
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StinkyPantz
Never refuse a breathmint..
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myauntfanny
Soledad: I know just what you're talking about. Things are just never the same again after you have kids. When I went on a trampoline after having my daughter, I got a rude surprise. I wonder if Madonna has this problem? She probably has a special trainer just for her bladder. "Okay, bladder, drop and give me ten. Are you whining? Make it 20."
My helpful hint is always do the hardest thing first. If you put it off, it sucks energy. If you do it first, then even if you don't do the other things at all, you still have a sense of achievement and relief.
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Mac
Yikes.....
I just saw Stinky's new avatar...
may be stinky but it ain't her pants!!!!!
mac *waves and says "Hi, Gene!"
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patio34
Great tips all! Well, except for the wooden Indianans, lol.
Bikerchic, I'm going to have to try the Swifters. And my kitchen floor may get a new coat of wax this Friday!
Hugs to all,
Pat
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StinkyPantz
Mac-
Yikes?
Pat-
Hugs back atcha!
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Golf
I'm a planner and as such I have set goals to accomplish. It gives me great satisfaction knowing another job has been completed.
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Country Girl
Mac:
That would be: Native Americans.
Unless you mean real Indians, from India. If that is the case, do wooden ones exist? Do people in India have wooden Indians in their cigar stores?
Country Girl
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Mac
Country,
I have heard it rumored they have wooden Cubans in front of their hookah stores but have not been able to verify.
And thank you for the correction...I meant to say INJUN!!!
( In place of cowboy you wants I should say cowpersons or even more correctly... bovine transport and containment engineers?)
mac, Gene Autry class
KAW- LIGA, was a wooden Indian standing by the door
He fell in love with an Indian maid over in the antique store
KAW-LIGA - A, just stood there and never let it show
So she could never answer "YES" or "NO".
He always wore his Sunday feathers and held a tomahawk
The maiden wore her beads and braids and hoped someday he'd talk
KAW-LIGA - A, too stubborn to ever show a sign
Because his heart was made of knotty pine.
CHORUS
Poor ol' KAW-LIGA, he never got a kiss
Poor ol' KAW-LIGA, he don't know what he missed
Is it any wonder that his face is red
KAW-LIGA, that poor ol' wooden head. ...
KAW-LIGA, was a lonely Indian never went nowhere
His heart was set on the Indian maiden with the coal black hair
KAW-LIGA - A, just stood there and never let it show
So she could never answer "YES" or "NO".
Then one day a wealthy customer bought the Indian maid
And took her, oh, so far away, but ol' KAW-LIGA stayed
KAW-LIGA - A, just stands there as lonely as can be
And wishes he was still an old pine tree.Hank
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Freedom Fighter
The best two pieces of advice i have ever received: " The best revenge is to live well " and - " keep your friends close, but your enemies even closer ".
I also came across a great quote from Einstein - " Great spirits always meet violent opposition from mediocre minds ". Might be a word or two out - but you get my drift.
FF