Ok more about the jw wedding I attended. There were these two couples at our dinner table that were having an all out pissing competition as to who was the most spiritual. They were comparing who was in "the truth" the longest, who pioneered where and for how long. How many generations of jehovahs witnesses they were. As it went on they drank more wine and the bs got thicker. One would say their kid pioneered such and such a place then the other couple would up them by saying their kid is a missionary in the Congo.
I had to get up and leave. I just couldn't take it anymore.