Reality check

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> One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house.
>
> His three children were outside, still in their pajamas,playing in the mud,
> with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
>
> The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and
> there was no sign of the dog.
>
> Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been
> knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
>
> In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
> family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
>
> In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the
> counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a
> broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the
> back door.
>
> He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
> clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that
> something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as
> it made its way out the bathroom door.
>
> As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn
> over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been
> smeared over the mirror and walls.
>
> As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in
> her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how
> his day went.
>
> He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
>
> She again smiled and answered, "You know how every day when you come home
> from work, you ask me what in the world did I do today?"
>
> "Yes," was his incredulous reply.
>
> She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

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