Hmmmmmmmm...........last time I ran through a sprinkler I was 5 or 6 years of age. It was one of those high speed rotary types with the two steel tubes with the projecting jets running down the length of each..I tried to stop it with my foot!!!
The scars have since healed but I've not even so much as ventured into a shower since that day...so great was my trauma. I can do drinking fountains on good days providing someone else holds the button down and I utilize a dixie cup.
mac,runs with scissors class