Created first, so superior?

by JH 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • talesin
    talesin

    Actually, bisous, the beaver is the national animal symbol for Canada.

    We love our beavers! hehehe

  • bisous
    bisous

    duhhhh.....like i didna know .... sheesh, I was talking about the Ory-gawn-ians, not me.

    *flips drier to cool*

  • XQsThaiPoes
    XQsThaiPoes

    You mean a poisonous bird that cant fly :P

    I also think JWs believe humans are equal to angels. Technically they believe that women are equal to men. The best anaology I can think of how jws veiw things is like the military women can have the same rank and authority as men, but women can't be assigned to combat.

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Yup..leave it to Canada to pick a Bucktoothed Swimmin Rat that got his tail stepped on by an Elephant in Noah's Ark.

    Grizzely Bear...NO

    Mountain Lion...No

    Even a Seagull is feared more than a Beaver

  • Xena
    Xena

    dunno those big buck teeth are kinda scary....in a weird canadian kind of way.

    When I make pancakes, the first one is always "off" a bit...because it takes me one try to figure out how to do it right...I figure God is like that too

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Xena

    God flubs his first pancake, too? Maybe he could put extra syrup on it, or something

    S

  • Xena
    Xena

    first pancake = man

    syrup = penis

    I do what I have to, to make my first pancake feel better....apparently so did God

    Get behind me Satan

  • bisous
    bisous

    ok guess i'm slow 2night....what the hell did that mean Xena? we're sposed to unnerstand each other, what with bein twins and all

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Xena

    I would enjoy reading your explicite translation of genesis. That would be the SEX (Simplified Explicite Xenian) version.

    S

  • Xena
    Xena

    ROFL bisous....ok here goes

    God flubbed his first pancake (man) like I do mine.....the next one was perfect (woman) like my next pancake is...

    I make my first pancake feel better cause it isn't as good as the next by putting syrup on it.....God made his lesser pancake feel better by giving it a penis.

    All makes sense now, huh? In a bizzaro Xena world kinda way

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