I wonder why I feel most of these laws simply HAD to com from the US of "#¤%&= A - but it's true. Never the less, they should tell a bit about the people both accepting, obeying amd making these laws. LOL§
These simply MUST have been made by George W!
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
No person shall throw trash from an airplane.
While these isn't:
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
One needs permission from the director of parks and recreation before getting drunk in any city park.
But, Texas has got a lot of really great laws:
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
Landing an airplane on the beach is illegal.
No person shall inhale fumes from model glue.
Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500.
It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.
?Offensive gestures? will not be tolerated at any special event.
Bicycles must be operated at a "reasonable speed".
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
You can ride your horse in the saloon.
No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.
It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street.
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.
It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
Appearing in public places wearing a "lewd dress" is prohibited.
Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."
It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
Drivers of city vehicles must respect all traffic rules just like the rest of us.
(Laws from different counties in TEXAS)