100 Ways to Tell if You're a JW

zugzwang

101) If you're dying from massive blood loss but you refuse a blood transfusion you're a soon to be dead JW.
LoverOfTruth

019) If you have costume parties for the "young ones" within a month of Halloween, and, if you wrap presents in brown paper to give each other on "Family Gift Day", you are not only a JW, but a Worldly Wannabe and aren't fooling anybody. I always wondered what gave them the impression I was "weak"
mineralogist

089) If the Bible makes a statement and the Watchtower says, "Logically, this cannot mean what it says" and you believe the Watchtower is correct, you might be a JW.

Unfortunately this is so true
Freedom Fighter

I loved this - reminds me of all the muppets I left behind in the KH!
Great stuff!
FF
Atilla

All very good points, some are really funny, yet most of them are just sad. I couldn't resist, so I sent a copy to mom's email box, hope she likes it.