If the Watchtower Society decided to develop a line of products for the public (uh, besides the ones they already have of course, uh-hum), what kind of products and sales campaigns do you think they might come out with? Ok, a goofy idea for a thread, but I thought it might be fun.
How about a line of Kingdom Shoes?
"Our field testers have done exhaustive field research with our Kingdom Shoes and they?re guaranteed to last at least a generation!" (Management reserves the right to redefine the term ?generation? at such time it so decides without notice.)
"We don?t use traditional souls on our shoes, because we don?t believe in them!" (Buyer must provide his or her own souls.)
How about a line of New Light light bulbs?
"Our New Light light bulbs are guaranteed to be so revolutionary that instead of burning out like traditional light bulbs do, they just get brighter and brighter as time goes by!" (Not responsible for personal injury due to prolonged exposure to New light light bulb. May cause dizziness, lack of ability to make decisions, diarrhea, blindness, disorientation, confusion, false euphoria, anxiety, and an inability to look away from New Light light bulb.)
How about a line of Miracle Wheat?Uh, I think this one may already have been attempted.