Children's books that may never be published

by Makena1 6 Replies latest social humour

  • Makena1
    Makena1


    "You Were an Accident"

    "Some Kittens Can Fly!"

    "Getting More Chocolate on your Face"

    "The Natonal Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book Of Wild Animals
    of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"

    "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"

    "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"

    "What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

    "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

    "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

    "Pop! Goes the Hamster ... And Other Microwave Games"

    "Babar Meets The Taxidermist"

    "Curious George and the High Voltage Fence"

    "The Boy Who Died from Eating all His Vegetables"

    "How to Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change From Mom's Purse"

    "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"

    "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers"

    "How to Become the Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"

    "Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear"

    I deleted some that were even more offensive. Taken from I-HUB investors site.

    Mak

  • Dan-O
    Dan-O
    I deleted some that were even more offensive.

    You mean stuff like "Bi-Curious George" or "Strangers Have the Best Candy"?

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy
    "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"

    I have this one!

    Thanks for the laugh--so few of these list things make me chuckle, but this was a good one.

  • bem
    bem

    funny list thanks

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    Mommy and Daddy Aren't Just Wrestling!

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    LOL Six!

    I bow at your feet you comedic genius you!

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    Thanks for noticing Jo. I don't think I'd do very well on Match.com if it gets out that I'm comedogenic though. Who would want to kiss a boy if it's gonna cause blackheads?

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