Nat
You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
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The Rules Of Manhood
by natalienu 11 Replies latest social humour
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myauntfanny
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Badger
If a woman wakes you up by alleviating your morning wood, you have to beckon to her wishes until 2 p.m. Come on, that's only fair.
The following films must be viewed at least once in your life: Caddyshack, The Godfather, Scarface, The Longest Yard and Slapshot.
When you break up: She keeps the Striesand, you keep Ted Nugent
If forced to watch figure skating by the woman, you are only required to hang around for the women's competition to stare at the legs.
Barbecueing drunk is required at least once in your life.