What Nationality Is God?

by Englishman 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • shera
    shera

    Hhehehe Flyin!

    Walter,no no seperating from Canada here,I likes being a Canadian.

    I don't think God has a sex or a race. He just is.

  • got my forty homey?
    got my forty homey?

    God is a a rab.

    A salaam ma lakim

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    In MY house he is a Canadian/ English!!! > but I have heard tell people from all over the world in differant lands-hear HIM in their language.

    So I guess he is Creator of EVERYONE!!!!!! ((((( I wont let the door hit my arse on the way running out either)

  • Doubtfully Yours
    Doubtfully Yours

    He's gotta be Polish! Who else would place the snack bar next to the shit house???!!!

    DY

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    God is obviously Klingon. He uses force, violence, and death threats to get people to do what he wants.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Every god looks just like the person who worships it... only in an idealized form.

    If tricycles had a god, it would have three wheels.

    Behold! The all powerful god of tricycles!!!!!!

  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha

    Well he has a beard. That was settled pretty much in Star Trek V.

  • Wallflower
    Wallflower

    The God of the Dyslexics :

  • blacksheep
    blacksheep

    I have to visualize people by how they'd write a single's add:

    "Single white omnipotent being looking for subservient human, M/F to share a master/slave relationship. Non-smoker, moderate drinker, likes reading a Good Book now and then."

    Yeah, he's white, definately, white...and bi-sexual. Somehow I see him as Slavic...not sure why.

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