by Englishman 18 Replies latest jw friends
I can't see him being German somehow.
"Guten aben, mein lieblings! Ist verboten der fingerpoken!"
Nah..
Maybe he's French?
"Bonjour! Mais oui...dexs grand nichons pour moi!"
Nein..
American maybe?
"More mayo please..have a nice day and lets nuke Quebec!"
Nope.
God is definitely an Englishman. Dignified, pure, regal.
Whew! That's a relief.
Englishman.
Now we know, God is responsible for the Royals !!!
God is Ukrainian.
No way,he is a nova scotianer!
Isn't he Jewish.
What's this "he" business?
Nina
No way,he is a nova scotianer!
Is "Nova Scotianer" a nationality??? Damn, I thought you were still part of Canada! Or is Nova Scotia starting its own separatist movement?
It couldn't work. They don't even have an NHL hockey team!
I still say God is Ukrainian. He fed them perogies as they wandered through the Carpathians for forty years after their deliverance from slavery. They were led by Taras Bulba, who never saw the promised land of the Ukraine. Evidently, he forgot to give God praise when he miraculously provided a torrent of vodka from the mountainside.
Walter
I was under the impression God was Pleiadeain.
ok, ok.....your right......It Jewish.
Since God doesn't live within earthly confines.
Since God made the earth and all of its peoples. (Though it's to be debated whether he made Howard Stern or whether Howard was dropped here as a reject from another planet.)
Since God made Adam in his image and later extracted a good bit of his feminine side from him to make Eve.
God is a he/she. A mother/father who can speak in any old language, dialect, accent, male, female, voice he/she wants to at any given time. He/she is a chameleon.
Flyin'
