Its time we stop persecuting plant, by George! Plants have feelings too, only unlike dogs and cats, they cannot even growl, moan or whimper! Why for that matter, a poor helpless little plant can't even run away in fear ... they are forced to stand there as wicked humans - probably capitalists - pluck them up from their roots just to eat them - YUCK!
How dare those evil - Republican - humans that do such a mean thing to little innocent plants! Don't they understand that plants have rights too? Why should plants have less rights than a human, simply because they do not have the same level of intelligence? On what moral ground do humans have the right to eat poor little helpless plants that cannot even speak for themselves? SO ... the next time you eat a plant, just remember that you are eating someone's mother or father or brother or sister in the plant world, and I hope you get sick and vomit your brains out.
Brought to you by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Plants PETOP!