THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN A Kingdom Hall... (page 5)

" the majority of information quoted in this mornings public talk was obtained from the internet site jehovahs-witness.com "

" We are so sorry you haven't been feeling spiritually well ...can we help you"

"That's a lovely gold cross you have around your neck...."

"We will miss brother so-and-so, but we know that he is in a better place now........we will see him in heaven...."

Desi

" sisters under 30 need to show us your bikinni tan lines ."

" will all child molesters now confess in front of the congregation."

" The WTBTS was wrong ."

" now everyone feel free to get married and make babies."

" The WTBTS no longer cares what kind of medical treatment you use."

" You no longer have to make 4 bible studies a week to be considered a good christian."

" You no longer have to wear colored socks to match your sport coat and tie."

" Elders will now wash every bodies feet at the memorial as a sign of humility."

Who tapped the keg?!

Tonight's song will be followed by Michael's Wet T SHirt Contest!

Did you see what WildTurkey said on JWD?

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

Hey Denny!!!! How are you?

I hope that was a fart!

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Pot Luck next sunday!

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THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN A Kingdom Hall...