Let's Dare The Ahole JW Lurkers

by Valis 49 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Valis
    Valis

    Hey Watchtoer dubbies! I dare you to disfellowship me at the meeting! My parents are David & Patricia Bush. They go to the Farmer's Branch Kingdom Hall in Texas. Do it...I dare ya schmucks...You will just prove that there are lurkers here intent on ruining people's lives...!! Jehovah sucks and you know it! Well, if any of you are reading, and not loking at pron then let me know! I look forward to ripping you a new one....

    edited to add my name is TRAVIS BUSH

    edited again because Winston is a wise mofo...

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Winston Smith :>D
    Winston Smith :>D
    Let's Dare The Ahole JW Lurkers

    And just to be clear, Valis was only making this threat to get in the face of the JW lurkers who are a$$holes.

    To all you JW lurkers who are just lurking wondering how you are gonna escape from the WatchTower cult and aren't an a$$hole

    well, the majority of us are glad to have you here.

    Plus, you bump up our attendence #'s by lurking

    Sooooo, I dare you to DF me as well!

    My names Paul Griger in the Mukwonago, WI congregation...so come and get me.

    alt

    Oh, that's right. I already DA'd myself, so you can't disfellowship me...

    Funny, I still can't find where in the bible the word 'Disfellowship' is.

    It must be in the same bible book and chapter as that elusive word 'Trinity' is as well

  • Bryan
    Bryan

    Crack me up!

    bryan

  • Valis
    Valis

    I was never officially DF'd or DA'd BTW... bwaahahahaha..come on now!

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses
    and not loking at pron

    Valis, ah, didn't you mean "looking at porn"?

  • Valis
    Valis

    *LOL* Wild...you are so busted...*LOL*

    Sincerely,

    District Overpron

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    busted? Me? What'd I do? Other then mispell porn just like you did, in my first post.

  • Winston Smith :>D
    Winston Smith :>D

    I was never officially DF'd or DA'd BTW... bwaahahahaha..come on now!

    Valis

    Wow Valis, you are a badass!

    Don't worry ladies, he's got a soft side too...

    ...I heard he cried when Old Yeller died

  • Valis
    Valis

    ya and I know where the red fern grows as well...ehehehe

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    I'm DFd, and finis; good and well done with that damn WTS.

    However, in some respects, discretion is perhaps a consideration?

    Many of us have let out a hint here and there, only to regret it later.

    I've edited my own profile accordingly...let the storm-winds blow.

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/68146/1.ashx

    Barney

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