Dogs

cruzanheart

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue.
-Anonymous Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful.
-Ann Landers If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went.
-Will Rogers There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
made.
-M. Acklam Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult.
-Rita Rudner A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current
events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of
late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are
often continued in the next yard.
-Dave Barry Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too
dark to read.
--Groucho Marx Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
--Dave Miliman If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man
--Mark Twain You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
--Dave Barry Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
--Roger Caras If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
--Phil Pastoret My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am. --Unknown Nina

Sassy

I always got a kick out of this one...

The more I get to know men... the more I like my dog

franklin J

Great post Nina!

We have a beautiful black lab named LADY. She is convinced that she is one of the children.

Aside from being the best burglar alarm , she is the most gentle soul with the children and most important... she is better behaved than the children .

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