So You Gonna Drive When You Visit The UK?

by Englishman 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • Shutterbug
    Shutterbug
    Do not Drink and Drive. The penalties are SEVERE, but above all it is dangerous. The alcohol limit is 35 micrograms per litre of breath

    After reading all this, I really don't think I could drive in the U.K. sober. I'd have to have a pint or two in order to calm the old nerves. Seriously, all the rules and directions included on the link you furnished make sense, but you had sure better be alert if the only driving you have done has been in North America !! Bug

  • franklin J
    franklin J

    Drive in the UK?

    why...you all drive on the WRONG side!

  • Pleasuredome
    Pleasuredome


    beware of tuning forks

    beware of drunk drivers

  • Simon
    Simon

    WatchTower Doctrines Ahead

    Old people prohibited

    No people with penile erectile dysfunction allowed

    Drivers in the right hand lanes will hit a brick wall in 800 yards

    Crashed American's ahead

    Bonus point zone

    No cheap American cars allowed

    Women parking ahead

    The rolling stones are in town

  • Simon
    Simon

    BTW: Has anyone ever seen this sign:

    Apparently it means "No vehicles carrying explosives allowed"

    (good of terrorists to obey they traffic laws eh?!)

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Damn... UK signs don't make any since.

    No wonder we declared independence... we needed to make our own signs!

  • kls
    kls

    Driving in the UK would be like walking forward in reverse.

  • Joyzabel
    Joyzabel

    See that green car in the intersection? That was me. Totally confused driving in the UK. I'm sure all the lights were red and there I would be in the middle of the intersection. Oh well. It was fun. lol

    Simon, lol @ your descriptons!!!

  • Pleasuredome
    Pleasuredome

    this is the 'magic roundabout' in swindon where 5 roads converge. americans, for goodness sake, keep well away!! 5 mini roundabouts around one big roundabout.

  • Celtic
    Celtic

    Hahaahahahahahaha ruddy good post, simon your descriptions were hellishly good. And that roundabout at Swindon, streuth I've been over that a few times, its nuts, stark staring bonkers.

    Hangon, I must find a picture of Spagetti Junction in the Midlands.

    Americans, try the M25 in rush hour, when its flowing that is. Like a 90mph traffic jam. When its windy and raining heaps, being caught in the middle of two articulated trucks, wipers going ten to the dozen, streuth!!

    London driving is just great fun.

    Celtic

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