First Apsotachillifest Texas Style!

by Valis 1484 Replies latest members meetups

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    ((((((((((Cowboy)))))))))) I would like to see ya again..............hope ya can make it.

    I know this is a Chilifest.........yummy indeed.........but bring me a steak ok???

    Believe me I can eat both...........but Valis can not have any steak. He will be too busy eating all of that chili. I guess he is going to be a chili tasting judge and the steak would interfer with that delicate task he has before him.

  • Valis
    Valis

    heehaw! Cowboy..we're thinking the last weekend of May. Son a better question is do you want to compete against me? IYou do live farther north than I do ya yankee! ALSO! have this friend of mine from Oklahoma that brings me the best steaks I ever tasted. And as much as I am loathe to use them for chilli I will turn his own yumminess against him! Mistake me not! *LOL* Shit man...you should take orders for anyone who wants some of the best tasting steak one ever had! Order the Cowboy cows now! They eat natuarl stuff and do math all day....divine bovines indeed...BTW Cowboy, they had a show on PBS tonight about the cow...I'll send you a link to it. It was the global perspective on the everything from the science of the cow to the global divinity of the bovinity..

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    Cowboy,,,,,,,just don't bring a "mad cow" ok. BTW, I like my steak extra well, burn the mad right out of it. I like chili , spicey, medium hot.

    And XenaW, has to make her famous dip and a gallon of bloody mary's .......just for me,,,,,get your finger out of the dip Valis!!!!!!!!!!! Double dipper!!!!!!!!!!

    BTW, if there are any Crawdaddies, still alive in May I will bring a cooler full , so all that are visiting from afar can have a taste of Louisiana. Dallas is so close to us only 3 hours , so they will still be warm, if not hot by the time we get there.

  • Valis
    Valis

    I almost forgot! If we wanted ny other grilled food we could probably do that by the big pool courtyard or in the parking garage...the Bradford is great for that and my room mate just bought a Fire & Ice grill....w00t!

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    I get giddy when I eat alot........not to mention the bloody mary's.........mouth watering already!

    It's not that long until this shin dig is going to go down is it? whooooooohooooo!!

  • Valis
    Valis

    sheesh...don't you coonasses use calendars round those parts? *LOL* It be thu layast weekand in Mauy...caint you read womenz? OH and don't forget to make mudbug chilli!

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Valis
    Valis

    oh and I don't wanna judge! I want to introduce all of you to Johnny Cash's ":Burning Ring of Fire", better than a burning lake right?

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    Listen up Dipsh*t Val,,,,,,,,, I knewit be in Mayz,,,,,,,still not long way down da road for us Coonarses,,,,,,,,,,it just 'round the cona really. What good ever came good from readin' anyway,,,,,don't ya recollect, I was edumacated by the WT,,,,,,,,darn near a college graduateeee ( 'cordin to dem anywayz).

    Good Lawdy,,,,,,,you don't put dem crawdaddies in no chili pot,,,,,,corruption at it's finest, I tell ya da truff ' bout that. Dem Daddies, have to be bwalled in the hot water,,,,,,,den,,,,,,,,ya peel em, pinch dem tails off and suck de brains out. Dat's the way we do it down heah!!

    Don't worry, I learn ya how when I get on over dare,,,,,,,it aint not a hard thing for you Texan's to learn it right.

  • Valis
    Valis

    Oh but my dear...the sweet meat of the crawdad makes that thar chilli the sheyat! You should enter and represent for the Extra Dirty South Branch...

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    LOL , Val, well for you , I might corrupt the crawfish by putting them in chili. I would call the dish, The Corruption of the Finest" just like you .......corrupted, to the bone dude.......LOL.

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