First Apsotachillifest Texas Style! (page 39)

xenawarrior

I am bringing the keg of Canadian beer to carry on the tradition.....(Beans has informed me of this)

YAY Morty !! BUT WAIT......... does that mean that Beans isn't coming???? NOOOOOOOOOO !! Say it ain't so !!!! p.s. Jehovah

joannadandy

I feel I must do my part...

JEHOVAH!

* Why do I get flashbacks of answering at the meetings when I was three? (that should count for like four spankins right there!)

Mac

Only a keg!!!

Sheesh, Morty...don't you know who you'll be dealing with here?

mac

gumby

Would I get kicked out of the contest if brought some canned "stag" chili....or "dennisons"? I can't cook worth a crap!

I've got a hernia operation coming up and can't work for 6 weeks afterwards. That would be a nice time to come to a heathen bastard Apostofest as long as some dummy like Valis doesn't get cute and punch me in the groin.

Gumby

xenawarrior

Would I get kicked out of the contest if brought some canned "stag" chili....or "dennisons"? I can't cook worth a crap!

Nope !!!!!! That would be awesome Gumby !!! I'd love to meet you. We'll take good care of ya post-op !!

XW

p.s. Jehovah

Sassy

gumby you have to come!!!!

I get the feeling Sassy may not want to join me.

Sassy is just trying to stay out of trouble..............that is all.. don't encourage her..... she gets into it easily enough on her own!

LyinEyes

Gumby just bring your green goodness to us and you shall receive our ever loving hearts..........spoken from the Louisiana branch of Apostates.........only three hours from the Apostate Captial of the USA,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,that being DALLAS. Who wears the horned crown...............Valis!!!! Valis!!!!!!!

cruzanheart

Woo-hoo! GUMBY! GUMBY! We'll take good care of you, I promise!

Nina

Big Tex

I'd love to meet you. We'll take good care of ya post-op

GUMBY!! You've got to come. We'll have wenches to wait on you hand and foot. Texas is noted for having wenches to serve the manly men.

drwtsn32

Wenches? I don't remember any wenches!!

First Apsotachillifest Texas Style!

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