First Apsotachillifest Texas Style!

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  • Valis
    Valis

    ya know slippy I'm not for sure, but I got this list from last time and its easier for me to take people off then compile a new one every time. I'll PM and see...

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    ...and dam nit can't we get a confirmation on The Star or not!?!??! I mean WTF!?!?

  • FMZ
    FMZ
    That's OK FMZ......you and I just won't talk to him when we get there. I've already "marked" the sick heartless bastard!

    Thanks Gumby... We can't shun him too much... He has something I want.................... ... but I think he can deal with just a little shunning. I am sure I will end up with my share of pinches either way.

    FMZ

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit

    Little Big Toe:

    Given that Texas is at least four times the size of Britain, I think we probably succeed in the Apostate density/square foot.

    Y'all's feet are square and dense...? (sounds like what folks say about my head)

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit

    Bug,

    Great pictures, we Texicans gotta educamate these fereigners to what we got.

  • arrowstar
    arrowstar

    yeah buddy!

  • Country Girl
    Country Girl

    I am the Queen of central Texas chili. My chili will kick some chili-ass, so I hope you're all ready. My Father is a chef, and he taught me how to make namby pamby chili for you Yankees, but I'm fixin to let some down-home Texas fire on YOU. I'll be there, with bells on. Unfortunately, I have to wear clothes at this event, but let me tell YOU.. the NEXT time we have a nude event... hehehhe. I am the cookin queen for this county, and I can cook like no mo-fo has cooked before. My chili will be HOT, and it will be GOOD, and it will never be topped. This comes from South Central Texas, and this chili is an OLD recipe that has never lost.

    I met this old man down on the river when I went swimmin one day. He was sitting there, minding his own business. An old black guy. He had his head bowed, and his fishin rod in the river. The current brought me to him. I smiled at him and said hello. He looked right through me. I said "What's wrong? Are you okay?" He said "I'll be okay when I catch a fish." I thought "Well, okay, that's good." I was just happy that he wasn't dying of a heart attack or something like that. I continued to stay there where he was. He said "do you cook?" I said "yes, I cook." He said "well, there's lots of womenz these days that don't cook. See, the problemz with womenz these dayz is that they don't cook. They got themselves jobs and all that stuff, and they don't teach they dotters to cook. That's the problem with womenz these days. Nobody cooks. Food is the main thing with families, and nobody knows how to cook they food, so they just all run off and buy frozen food. The problem is that with frozen food, you just put it in the microwave and there is no family to stand around and talk about it while the food is cooking. Nobody eats with their families anymore, and that is the problem. What is good is that people still meet in kitchens where food should be cooked.

    I kinda liked his ideas. I got to talkin about different recipes and we got to talkin about Texas chili. He gave me the BEST chili recipe I ever tasted.. and this is the one that is gonna KICK chili-ass/

    CG

  • Country Girl
    Country Girl

    No beans. My chili is the best, and if you don't pick a chili winner from texas, i'm gonna have to come whoop your texas ass. texas style. but you'll prolly LIKE IT. egads.

    CG

  • Bryan
    Bryan

    Okay, I'll be the one to piss Valis off.

    Valis, you gave all the info accept for the day of the chilly cookoff. I'm assuming it's Sunday... God's day?

    Bryan

  • Valis
    Valis

    Bryan...any tosser w/half a brain could make the connection between the statement in my above post....and ya ya bastard! *LOL* Tryin to piss me off! *LOL* My friend who owns the West End Pub will be hosting us until we decide to go over and eat two blocks away. AND you know this post will let me set in motion a couple things..

    IF YOU ARE MAKING CHILLI ( I will include this info in the regular repost of names, places, dates, etc)

    Please let me know if you are making chilli again. I had to get my list back sans that info. PM is the best please as all you freaks fill this thread up like it was an SUV on Empty...

    You must bring your chilli in a crock pot. Near the Bradford are several grocery stores to shop for your chilli stuff and buy a cheap crock pot if needed. Bribing a local Apostate into borrowing one optional.

    Please be at the West End Pub By 5:30 w/your chilli. That way people can arrive and taste all the chillis and still walk around the West End before dinner at Sonny's. There will be crackers and chips to taste the chilli with and also happy hour prices for drinks.

    Three Categories:

    Hottest Chilli

    Best Tasing Chilli

    Most Original Chilli

    Everyone gets three tokens to vote for thier favorite chilli. Gotta come to the Pub to get them, but one never knows what a contestant would do to garner tokens...hrmmm...

    Have a good evening.

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

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