First Apsotachillifest Texas Style!

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  • FMZ
    FMZ

    Wouldn't ever rain on your parade mate... a sexy scottish lesbian such as yourself deserves all the fanfare he can get.

    Just... just... just... *sigh*

    FMZ of the "still ignore me because I am still tired" class

  • Xena
    Xena

    come here FMZ.....I will let you wait on me hand and foot..catering to my every need, want and whim...

    cause I am just that kinda woman

    Xena - giver extraordinaire

  • FMZ
    FMZ

    Yes Massa'.... I'm rollin' over massa... please massa, not the whip... I keep picking cotton like a good slave massa....

    *sings Amazing Grace*

    FMZ

  • Xena
    Xena

    We'll work on the role playing when you get here FMZ....I tend to prefer school mistress with saucy school boy myself

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    That is sooooooo weird. I prefer older professer with naughty schoolgirl myself....hmmmmm seperated at birth??!?!

  • FMZ
    FMZ
    We'll work on the role playing when you get here FMZ....I tend to prefer school mistress with saucy school boy myself

    I always thought they should bring back spankings... Would you look at that, the dog ate my homework...

    That is sooooooo weird. I prefer older professer with naughty schoolgirl myself....hmmmmm seperated at birth??!?!

    Give ya a hint dude... I'm no expert, but telling a hot chick that she may be your sister is not conducive to aforementioned chick wanting to role play with you...lol BTW mate... I just found out today what the Slippycup actually is... w000t... you got style mate.. FMZ

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit
    BTW mate... I just found out today what the Slippycup actually is... w000t... you got style mate..

    dammit...I must be the only one who doesn't know, mrs. wabbit says -- she knows. Slippy says, I have to make THAT the reason to be there in May...

  • FMZ
    FMZ

    I just have to mention this... lol

    I was talking to my wife about my plans to visit Dallas, and in the conversation we were discussing some of the people on JWD. I jokingly asked "So, are you jealous that I am going to be meeting a real scotsman?"...

    The reply?

    "Yeah... in fact that's the reason I'm not going, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off him!"

    LT gets all the chicks... even my wife!

    FMZ

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    ROFL

    If you like, I'll share some of the Mojo
    (Shhhhh - A little secret: It's in the Haggis!!!)

  • FMZ
    FMZ

    You put "mojo" in haggis??? Dude, that's gross. Xena can have it all....

    Well, maybe I'll give it just a little try...

    FMZ

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