First Apsotachillifest Texas Style! (page 105)

Princess

Any more inquiries?

Seriously dude, there were no inquiries to begin with.

Have you had a real beer yet?

FMZ

hehe, I think I have scared another JWDer... oops

As far as real beer goes, hellyeah. Best beer I ever tasted was (I believe) from Holland, called Faxe. It was amazing. Back in England I used to drink bitter mostly. Stateside, I drink Heineken, Rolling Rock, Budweiser, depending on what mood I'm in.

FMZ

LittleToe

She said "real" beer!!!!

LOL

FMZ

I have never really understood the whole "beer" debate. I say if ya like it, then it's good beer. So what's your drink of choice my little scottish buddy?

FMZ

*edited to add* I take the same stance on beer as I do on breasts. "If I can touch / taste it, then it's real"

LittleToe

Malt Whisky and Guinness, my friend - drinks of the gods!!!

FMZ

I used to love whisky, until I got so wasted on it that I couldn't make it up the stairs to my bedroom. (Or so I am told... all I remember is waking up at the bottom of the stairs where I apparently passed out).

Guinness... I haven't tried that since I was about 12, and it was way too strong (then again, what isnt when you are 12). Might have to see if I can find some over here, give it a try now I'm a strapping man. lol

FMZ

Xena

Guinness is like a beer milkshake

Vodka baby...vodka all the way!

FMZ

Also had a bad experience with vodka.... (lmao see a pattern appearing?). Essentially I was playing Counter Strike on the LAN with a buddy in the garage, and somehow I ended up completely getting wasted. Last thing I remember was laughing my ass off at some cheesy porn with a buddy. Next thing I know, it was 11am the next morning and I woke up in the bathtub.

I am slowly putting myself off every kinda alcohol available...

FMZ

Xena

and your not even 22 yet...at this rate you will be swearing off drinking completely by 25

FMZ

No way... I'll invent new types of alcohol if needs be. Wonder what fermented wood would taste like.

lol @ wood + would... reminds me of the old:

How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck couldn't chuck any amount of wood cause a woodchuck cant chuck wood.
But if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

I am so orally talented () I can say that in 7 seconds.

Forgive me... I am enjoying the delights of alcohol as we speak. Can you tell?

FMZ

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