Angharad, PD is always looking to get shot at by us women! I'm sure you've seen his posts of self-proclamation as the most handsome man in the world??????????? LOL!
Terri
Women: Look, Listen & Take Heed
by Pleasuredome 18 Replies latest social humour
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simplesally
Truth be told: my first day at my new job...........3 months ago..........I parked on the lot. I drive a big Chevy Tahoe and work at an RV dealer. I was backing my car up and backed right into the other manager's brand new car. It was smashed and took about 1 week and half to fix. He didn't even have plates on it.
I swear, I could not see that little car. Oh and my car had NO damage. Not even a scratch.
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Aztec
I'm guessing that this is something only men or only British people think is funny.
~Aztec
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seeitallclearlynow
Pleasure Dome,
I don't understand. Are you the new Andrew Dice Clay?
By the way, whatever happened to Andy Clay?
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asleif_dufansdottir
Yes, over-education leads to ugliness, premature aging, and beard growth.
[Asleif looks in mirror]
Oh, is that what caused it??
Actually, we women know that men saying things like that is just sour grapes. Education, for women, just makes most men look a lot less attractive to us.
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asleif_dufansdottir
[we see a cut-away diagram of a man's head. information is
"raining" into it, filling it all the way up to the top...]
Look at the effect of education on a man and a woman's mind.
Education passes into the mind of a man - see how the information is evenly
and tidily stored?
[we then see a cut-away diagram of a woman's head. the
information "rains" into it as before, but stops about a quarter of the way up...]
Now see the same thing on a woman. At first, we see a similar
result. But now look - still at a reasonably low level of education, her
brain suddenly overloads...
[the "rain" is replaced by a frantic squiggle, and klaxons start
hooting...]Well, who can argue with such...scientific...research.
Don't forget, it's the Y chromosome that has less genetic information on it...guys start out life at a disadvantage...poor things, they can't help it if their conclusions are all screwy, the're not playing with a full deck...
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Pleasuredome
for those who dont understand, yes this is the sort of british humour most foreigners cant grasp very well.
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gitasatsangha
Pleasuredome, very funny. I felt like lighting up a cigar and pouring some port in a glass.
Gretchen:
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seeitallclearlynow
So maybe it's a little like The Church Lady on Saturday Night Live, which, in its context, is clearly understood to be funny, and for the purpose of ridiculing the one speaking, that is, the Church Lady, for her ridiculous views.