Are You A Man Or A Woman??? (page 10)

shamus

I'm a trans-sexual albino lesbian midget.

Get your head around that one.

Sunnygal41

I love that Maya Angelou poem!!!!!! Thanks for posting it!!!

Terri

Sunnygal41

Danny, me fine boyo............I'll jus' be grabbin' ye by the tail then............errrrr............or are ye jus bein' glad I made the pass at ye then????????????

(edited to add that the above was me finest imitation of an irish Mae West)

Terri, yah fox you......yer leavin' me breathless with 'tisapation. To be shure, you may cut 'me tail asunder as yea pleez. I be not only pleased at the pass from such as you, bein' gargous' an all, but fear for the safety of the pump in 'me chest, which may fail soon from the poundin' its been doin' at the mere thought of yea. Dear Lord: where's m'heart pills?

An fer the onlookers who may be ah thinkin' that I be a "hijackin" this here thread, I say to yea: "Stuff it, will yah?", I'm but provin' to the lady, m' gender, which was but the question at the start, don't you know?

iiz2cool

I am a lesbian dominatrix trapped in a man's body.

I like water sports too.

Xena

Woman Poem

A poem for us....
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest!!!!

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!

District Overbeer of the "Rubbing as we speak" class

JH

A Very Weak Brother

Are You A Man Or A Woman???

shamus

Sunnygal41

Sunnygal41

dannyboy

iiz2cool

Xena

slipnslidemaster

Wallflower

Valis

JH

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