"Heels are for whores, never for doors"

by Winston Smith :>D 16 Replies latest social humour

  • Special K
    Special K

    Hi Winston.....

    Just checking around the forum looking to see if you have been hangin' out in here anywhere..

    And I found this...topic thread of yours.....

    It's hilarious......I've sat and read it and laughed so hard.....

    A big blast of humour just before I set off up to bed.........

    Sincerely

    special K

  • smack
    smack

    what? it's a parody? It's not really a JW site???????

    well bugger me!

    Steve

    Tasmanian Overbeer

  • badboy
    badboy

    What was the battle of Nijmegen?

  • cypher50
    cypher50
    What was the battle of Nijmegen?

    Obviously someone here wasn't a devout JW because if he was then he would of read the book of Debbie and known about this humongous battle!

  • badboy
    badboy

    Nijmegen is in Holland.

    What book R we talking about?

  • cypher50
    cypher50

    It was a joke...just like the reference to that battle in that satirical advice page.

  • Abaddon
    Abaddon

    The battle of Nijmegen is well known to any Dutch commuter; if you add up the length of tail-backs on Dutch roads at 8am on a weekday you'll find that we actuallt have more people sitting in traffic jams than countries ten times our size.

    In the worst instance (the Battle of Nijmegan), a women actually gave birth, and then conceived and produced a second child in a 1987 Toyota Starlet between exits 6 and 9 of the N16 between May 1999 and November 2001. She is seeking the driver of a metalic red Renault (whom she belives to be the father of the second child) who left the motorway at exit 7; if you know anyone called Bruno van den Hoooeeegggrrrttteegggh, let him know he's got a bonny baby boy

    Great post by the way, absolute top bollock...

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