What's So Wrong With Telephone Sex?......Young People Ask....

by minimus 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • gumby
    gumby

    I think poor old Minimus is turning into a pottymouthed , heathen, pagan bastard!

    Love, Gumby

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    What is telephone sex anyway?

    Should I get some?

    Where do I get it, and will whoever does it be gentle with me, me being a telephone virgin and all?

    Englishman, hangin' on the telephone.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Englishman----You sooo bad!

  • Dawn
    Dawn

    and the elder's advice would be....(1) study more, (2) get to the meetings regularly, and (3) be more active in service. In other words - do more more more more more......and everything will be oookkkaaayyy...

    By the way - I was watching a techy show the other night (I'm a computer nerd) - did you know that the adult film industry (politically correct term for porno shows) has developed an interactive DVD - you tell the girl what you want her to do - and she responds to voice commands. Interesting.............I wonder if I could use that same technology on my husband?

  • pettygrudger
    pettygrudger

    Isn't masterbation considered immoral still? If so, wouldn't this make the whole phone sex poing moot?

    Me thinks some Bethel brothers just wanted to do some research for this article - sort of like using the NGO card for the library

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    Phone sex is not all it is cracked up to be.. It can be cool when it is with someone who you are already in a relationship with and say one is traveling.. but you already have that physical connection.

    I must admit I have done it... and usually if I agreed, guys really wanted to call again.. but I found it got old really fast..

  • Insomniac
    Insomniac

    Ohhhh. I thought phone sex was when my ex calls me up and tells me to @%*# myself.

  • Room 215
    Room 215

    Oh boy; so it's wrong, is it? So I can't count the time?

  • minimus
    minimus

    Room----if you say, "JESUS" a lot, you might be able to make your time count.

  • Sassy
    Sassy
    Ohhhh. I thought phone sex was when my ex calls me up and tells me to @%*# myself.

    Insomniac.. that was a good!!

    my ex would call and say @%*# me.. I'd tell him.. YOU WISH

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