I think stillin has been taken up to heaven...
Paradise After Death:Mark Twain calls out some of the stupider ideas-
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And then the inevitable confusion:
"Hey, you're that prophet guy, Elijah, right?! "
"No, I'm.."
"Yeah, I read all about you! How you set up them Baal-worshipers with that big test, and the flames from the sky, and how you resurrected that kid. Say, how did that big ball of flame look like?"
"Actually..."
"Ooh! Ooh! and that big flaming chariot! How far did you fly in that? I'm not supposed to believe that it took you to Heaven, but now that we are all here, can you tell me what really happened?"
"Okay, a moment, please. I am not Eli-jah. I am Eli-shah! I was the one with the she-bears that ate those 40 kids."
"Oh. Well....Can you point out Eli-jah for me? HE's the one I want to meet..."