If You DO GO to Meetings, You Might Die!

by metatron 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    If You DO GO to Meetings, You Might Die! - OF WHAT --BOREDOM?

    Yes one could die of boredom

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Well, crap!

    If this is the afterlife, it doesn't look like we're in heaven!

    metatron

    Uh oh, never thought of that, Met, maybe there are only 144,000 going to heaven afterall.

    Heather

  • Room 215
    Room 215

    Seattleniceguy:

    Short, succinct, sweet; bravo!

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Winston where was the angel that had drawn pioneer duty that day? Had he forsaken his proper dwelling place for the pleasures of earthly women.

    When those four died by us in FS, I wondered:

    "How can Jehovah let those four Reg Pio's die in his service?"

  • lollydawdle
    lollydawdle

    JWrobot, of course you're not allowed to tell the truth! You have to be evasive, and use speculation. At the least you should have given the wrong numbers! Then you could have made a back-call, or return visit, or whatever they call it now, and told your relatives that there's been "new light".

  • willyloman
    willyloman

    To add to what Seattle said:

    You're already dead if you go to meetings; there you will die a slow death, intellectually, emotionally, and spiritually. However, there's good news. Once you stop going, you rebound quickly and come alive again!

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    I had an aunt to died at a convention... she was in no condition to go due to her health problems.

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