Why are UK Chiropodists not allowed to treat patients?

by BoogerMan 11 Replies latest social humour

  • BoogerMan
    BoogerMan

    Because there will be only 2 FEET between them and the patients!

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    And I heard Timson opened up again early, because they are key workers.

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    No?

    Okay, why do the riot police get up early in the morning? To beat the crowds!

  • waton
    waton

    There is actually more than 2 feet distance, , because the feet that smell, and the nose that smells can be more than 6 feet apart. ,

    (particularly for the proud and/or lying ones in the congregation, Pinocchio et al, )

    they are just not allowed to treat toddlers.

  • Vanderhoven7
    Vanderhoven7

    What is a specimen in Italy?

    An Italian astronaut

  • Vanderhoven7
    Vanderhoven7

    What is a bigamist in Italy?

    A mist that stretches right across Italy.

  • Vanderhoven7
    Vanderhoven7

    Why do Quebecers limit themselves to one egg at breakfast.

    Because in Quebec one egg is un-oeuf.

  • BoogerMan
    BoogerMan

    I ask for forgiveness for what I statrted here! Groan.

  • smiddy3
    smiddy3

    I always thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository .

  • smiddy3
    smiddy3

    I have an ex JW friend who always likes to get up at the crack of dawn ....his wife`s name is dawn.

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