In the bunker

by Lost in the fog 23 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • redvip2000
    Why hide in a bunker ? Shouldn`t they be putting their trust in Jehovah to protect them ?
    Stand firm and go before the courts and await the Holy Spirit to put words in their mouth giving a great witness?

    Exactly... why hide at all? If God had gzillions of angels just sitting around doing jack shit, then why not use them to protect JWs?

    Stop hiding and stop writing letters to Russia. You have been saying that before the end, the world will persecute you, and that is God's plan. Now you are trying to stop it.

  • Finkelstein

    Sadly all of this fear mongering mentally effects the younger base of JWS, children and teens, its part of the control mechanism the WTS institutes to retain its followers.

  • Vidiot
    redvip2000 - "...You have been saying that before the end, the world will persecute you, and that is God's plan. Now you are trying to stop it..."

    Similar mindset to the apocalyptic wing of the Religious Right, I think.

    They holler and whine, resisting all the horrible secular advances that take place (legal abortion, gay marriage, evolution taught in schools, etc.), because they'll supposedly bring about God's Wrath / The End Times...

    ...yet (according to their own ideology) they're supposed to want said End Times to drop.

    Maybe they figure if they're "on record" as having opposed all that stuff prior to the shit hitting the fan, Jesus'll overlook the fact that they're assholes and give 'em a pass?

  • sparky1

    No beards ........

    No running water, no soap, no shampoo, no mouthwash, no toothpaste, no deodorant, no laundry detergent, no toilet paper, no showers, no toilets, no bidets, no douche, no perfume, no razor blades, no electricity for electric razors, no blow driers, no Prozac, no Valium, no Xanax, no Effexor, no Cymbalta, no gin, no whisky, no beer, no wine and on and on and on.Those bunkers are going to be one filthy, smelly and crazy place to be!

  • Vidiot

    @ sparky...


    ...look at it that way, who'd want to have any sexy time???

  • resolute Bandicoot
    resolute Bandicoot

    Smiddy / Vidiot, I think all of the videos are on the royal commissions web site

  • Darth FayDehr
    Darth FayDehr

    In my imagination I picture a bunker with conjoined twins ("Siamese twins") - 1 twin is PIMI and the other is (reluctantly) PIMO. The PIMO twin would have a captive audience to be forced to hear TTATT. "You wanna what? Disfellowship me? In a single room, where you're not even allowed to eat a meal in my presence? Wait! Go ahead - I got 7 days to appeal, and that should be plenty of time to share my offline saved pages from JW"

  • Vidiot
    In the bunker... we can await the End of Days..In the bunker... where all the elders run in place...
    In the bunker... just don't forget to shave your face...
    In the bunker... in the bunker...
  • sir82

    no Prozac, no Valium, no Xanax, no Effexor, no Cymbalta

    Yeah I thought of that when this video came out. Hope those JWs don't have to hide for too long, there's going to be some serious wig-outs in the bunkers.

    no gin, no whisky, no beer, no wine

    Good lord, sober elders in a confined space. Shoot me now.

  • EverApostate

    Why Hide in a bunker when Jah has myriads of angels who can protect JWs with their Enormous (Austin) powers.

    Oh yeah, I remember the Gospel now. Holy Mary and (step) daddy Joe fled to Egypt with their baby Jesus, to escape from the murderous king. So much of Angelic Protection for Jah's only begotten son ?

    Moral of the Story: Better be prepared with Bunker Lifestyle. I am heading to the nearest dollar store to grab tin foods

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