The Boyfriend Pillow! - The Governing Body's worst nightmare!!??

by stuckinarut2 19 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • stuckinarut2

    With all the focus on the new anti-masturbation vide telling all Bethelites not to sleep inappropriately with a pillow, surely this has to be the very item that will send the GB into fits of despair??

  • stuckinarut2
  • compound complex
    compound complex

    . . . . for if you live according to the flesh, you are sure to die, but if you put the practices of the body to death by the spirit, you will live. -- Romans 8:13

    "Miserable man that I am! Who will rescue me from the body undergoing this death?" -- Romans 7:24

    Words to live (or die) by. I'm too old and tired to pursue the so-called things of the flesh; still, I am free in my mind from the oppressive and unreasonable restraints that used to hold me captive.

    And you?

  • finallysomepride

    Someone in Hobart just purchased said the site

    and there's the girlfriend pillow

  • stuckinarut2

    I'd love to see the faces of the GB members as a Bethelite carries in his or her new pillow!

  • amicabl

    Yeah......especially if it was a same sex pillow.

  • jwleaks
  • stuckinarut2

    Can we take up a collection, and send a container load of these to Bethel?!😉

  • joe134cd

    I wonder if the caution on pillows also applies to a neck pillow, or are the GB approved as been spiritually safe.

  • Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho
    Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho

    @jwleaks That pillowcase looks a little snugly fit. Must've been designed by those flamin' 'omosexuals.

    "No. It's not appropriate, brothers."

    I tell you what, though - that pillowcase design is perfect for bed wetters. Super absorbent with a thirsty cotton design. Tony will lap that piss right up.

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