Meet me, and TWO dollars ARE YOURs!!

by Nathan Natas 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    I wouldn't presume that I am anywhere as near as popular as Mssr. Iron Gland....

    Therefore, I will not charge you $5 to meet me - instead, I am offerring the boon of TWO US dollars to anyone who meets me. That's right, you heard me - I will GIVE YOU two bux!

    Here are the rules:

    A. find me

    B. meet me

    and your net worth will be almost immediately increased by $2.

    This is not a SCAM! So, Nosferatu - no funny tricks - I will NOT pose for photos!

    Because of the anticipated great demand, this offer expires at midnight, December 31, 2003.

    Hurry - I have TWO bucks with your name on it!

  • Xena
    Xena

    American or Canadian?

  • Dansk
    Dansk

    That's GREAT! I'm in the UK (any chance of your paying the airfare so I can retrieve my two bucks?).

    Dansk

  • Maverick
    Maverick

    Let's see.........Detective to locate you $2000. Flight to Afghanistan, round trip, $3000. Hotels and basic need, $1000. Loss wages for taking a week off, $2500. Total cost, $8500 minus the $2, gives me a net LOSS of $8498. Hummmmm, Tell you what.........keep the two dollars, OK? Maverick

  • Celia
    Celia

    Hey, no fair Nathan ! You have my address, give me yours ! even if it's just to send you a card for Christmas

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    Wow!!!! 2 whole US dollars, geez, that's like .... huge!!!!!

    *goes to dream of those two bucks*

    -
    Blue Bubblegum Girl

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Well do I get 2 quid as A. I found you here, and B. we have "met" according to the dictionary definition.

  • Joyzabel
    Joyzabel

    Maverick said:

    Loss wages for taking a week off, $2500.

    hmmmmm, interesting that you are in the 6 figure catagory.

    and for NN bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    j2bf

  • Simon
    Simon

    I have this picture of some chinese market with lots of counterfeit goods on sale and voices shouting "Nathan Natas ... you like, you buy ... only two dollar"

    Ok, I want in on this ... will anyone give me a pound? Who'll start the bidding? 50p? 20p? C'mon people, chance in a lifetime. 10p?

    LOL

  • Maverick
    Maverick

    Hey Simon I have this really cool looking five pound note you gave me....want it back...come on over and it's yours! Maverick

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