So one night I'm at a meeting. It's the beginning of the meeting and a brother is up on stage introducing the parts for the night. He's going through the parts and then he says, "...and APieceOfShitNamedTate will be handling our Bible Highlights."
I had forgotten all about this, so I start to panic inside while still trying to look calm on the outside. Outside I looked as cool as a cucumber, but inside I'm like "WTF!!!" So I get up from my seat and I manage to slip out the door without being seen. You should've seen me crank up my car and speed off the parking lot. I decide to just wait it out until everything blows over. I show up 45 minutes later playing dumb like "Who? Me? You mean I had the Bible Highlights? How could that be? There must've been a mistake. Gosh-darn that human imperfection!" I was still PIMI by the way.
So yeah. That's my quick story.