WHY ALAN FRAUDBACKER IS DOOMED!

by You Know 90 Replies latest jw friends

  • You Know
    You Know

    For some reason I can't post on the original topic about the FDS on WHY THE WATCHTOWER IS DOOMED thread. So I just started a new post.

    As regards AF's long-winded post on that thread, It is obvious to me that you don't know what you are talking about, and that you are merely trying to obfuscate the issue with this enormously long post. But your argument falls flat on this count:

    Luke 12:41 explicitly states that Peter understood that Jesus was giving a parable. In this parable, Jesus was simply saying that slaves who prove faithful in small things will be rewarded by being given much greater responsibility.

    Of course it's a parable. But, contrary to your implied claims that all Christians are given responsibility to feed God's household, the lesson of this particular parable applies only to the slave that is put in charge over the domestics. James later wrote that not many should be teachers among God's family because they shall receive a heavier judgment. So unless you can explain how it is that each individual Christian supposedly receives an appointment over God's household to teach them God's word, you really don't have anything here and there is no point on my even commenting on anything else in your post. / You Know

  • joelbear
    joelbear

    I am interested.

    You Know,

    Do you believe the slave is the governing body or all of the annointed remnant including new young ones who partake?

    thanks

    Joel

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman
    So unless you can explain how it is that each individual Christian supposedly receives an appointment over God's household to teach them God's word

    Hey Burned-Out Boobie Acidhead,

    who the Phock gave YOU an "appointment" to "teach" the Discussion Board "domestics" all your slathering, slobbering, blithering Blather?

    You STILL flashing back with those auditory hallucinations?... the 'voices' in your head giving you commands and appointments?

    James later wrote that not many should be teachers among God's family because they shall receive a heavier judgment.

    Have you figured out the tonnage of your Judgment, Boobie?

    .

  • You Know
    You Know
    Have you figured out the tonnage of your Judgment, Boobie?

    Aren't you the guy that murdered his own brother a while back? / You Know

  • Seeker
    Seeker
    Of course it's a parable. But, contrary to your implied claims that all Christians are given responsibility to feed God's household, the lesson of this particular parable applies only to the slave that is put in charge over the domestics. James later wrote that not many should be teachers among God's family because they shall receive a heavier judgment. So unless you can explain how it is that each individual Christian supposedly receives an appointment over God's household to teach them God's word.

    It was a parable about a slave, and how he proves either faithful or not and what the reward would be for faithfulness. Such a slave would be put in charge over the domestics to feed them physical food (in the parable). The parable doesn't say anything about teaching the domestics, just feeding them. The WTS tries to turn this into a spiritual feeding, but the parable says nothing of the kind. Therefore, tying it into what James said about teachers is going beyond what is actually written.

    Unless you can show that the parable actually meant spiritual food, your point doesn't follow.

  • larc
    larc

    Hi there YK,

    Remember the word KISS, keep it simple stupid. Jesus was telling story. Nothing more; nothing less. It does not "symbolize" anything. It is not a type or antitype. It is not a class. It is not an organization. It is not a defined group. Let me repeat. It is a story to learn from, no different than Easop's (sp?) fables.

    If you would use your complex mind to learn something complex, like coputer programming, you would be far better off than trying to impute complexity into really simple, straight forward concepts.

  • Mommie Dark
    Mommie Dark

    Robert, your reply to Tom was vicious and nasty, and untruthful (but You Know that, don't you asshole?)...

    and I have to thank you once again for making each and every one of your nasty and hate-filled remarks. This one goes right to the Jaydub relations so they can see what kind of dirty slimebucket claims to be their Priest-King ruler! Only a sneaking dirtbag fucking chickenshit bastard coward would make that kind of underhanded remark. Thanks for showing your true colors so clearly. You make it sooo easy to humiliate Jaydubs everywhere... it's all a mouseclick away, their Priest-King, representing them before their Gawd and the whole world...

    Big wet tongue kisses of gratitude from
    Mommie D.
    keep 'em comin' sweetcheeks, you do more for our cause than all of us put together!!!

  • AlanF
    AlanF

    To Robert Fucking King:

    No, Tallyman did not murder his brother. It was proved in court that he killed his brother in self-defense.

    This is a typical tactic of JW defenders -- tell lies to smear their opponents.

    AlanF

  • AlanF
    AlanF

    To Booby Bobby Don't Know Beans Priest-King:

    : As regards AF's long-winded post on that thread, It is obvious to me
    : that you don't know what you are talking about, and that you are
    : merely trying to obfuscate the issue with this enormously long post.

    Translation: "I don't know what I'm talking about and I know that I can't
    logically answer anything so I'll perform my usual bluster/sidestep routine
    and pretend to myself that no one notices."

    Won't work, Booby. Everyone is on to you.

    : But your argument falls flat on this count:

    :: Luke 12:41 explicitly states that Peter understood that Jesus was giving
    :: a parable. In this parable, Jesus was simply saying that slaves who prove
    :: faithful in small things will be rewarded by being given much greater
    :: responsibility.

    : Of course it's a parable.

    Good! End of argument. Or so it would be for someone who had an ounce
    of honesty. But not for you. So we will continue:

    : But, contrary to your implied claims that all Christians are given
    : responsibility to feed God's household,

    Strawman. I didn't imply that. What you fail to understand is that the features
    of a parable are not to be taken as literal events. In the parable of the
    rich man and Lazarus, Abraham and the other characters are certainly not
    intended to be literal. You can understand this, and you can even point this
    out to other Christians who claim that the parable is to be understood
    literally. Yet you refuse to acknowledge that in Jesus' parable about
    the slaves, the slaves and what happen to them are not to be taken literally.
    They are representative of other things. What things? I've told you
    several times now. In my last "long-winded" post I clearly stated (readers
    can verify this for themselves:
    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=6124&page=2&site=3 ):

    :: Luke 12:41 explicitly states that Peter understood that Jesus was giving
    :: a parable. In this parable, Jesus was simply saying that slaves who prove
    :: faithful in small things will be rewarded by being given much greater
    :: responsibility. In Luke we have a servant being appointed over other
    :: servants -- a relatively smaller responsibility. In Matthew we have a
    :: servant being appointed over the master's household -- again a relatively
    :: smaller responsiblity. In both Luke and Matthew, having proved faithful in
    :: these smaller things, the master rewards the slave with the ultimate
    :: responsibility of a slave: "he will put him in charge of all his possessions."
    :: According to Jesus, every one of his followers must prove himself to be as
    :: faithful as did the slave in the parable.
    :: ...
    :: Let me emphasize this so that even you understand it: the fact that
    :: Matthew 24:45 and Luke 12:42 are illustrations is proved by the fact that
    :: Peter himself, in Luke 12:41, says so. End of argument. The notion of
    :: "appointment of a slave" simply illustrates various responsibilities and
    :: rewards that Jesus, the Master, will give individual Christians during
    :: their Christian walk.
    :: ...
    :: ... a Christian slave who is faithful over smaller things will get a much
    :: bigger responsibility when the Master arrives. Being faithful over smaller
    :: things is illustrated by a slave's being put in charge of other slaves,
    :: or of the household. Being rewarded when the Master arrives by being put
    :: in charge of all the Master's belongings gives him a bigger responsibility.

    Since the apostle Paul makes it clear that only some Christians would
    be apostles, and only some would be prophets, and only some would
    be teachers, and he said this to anointed Christians, he clearly
    indicated that not all "anointed Christians" would be put in charge of the
    spiritual feeding of the Master's household.

    I also made several other relevant points:

    :: If the "slave" is a composite, then it would be inconsistent to speak of
    :: THE slave in some passages but in others to speak of a SUBSET of the slave.
    :: The consistent position is that such a slave refers to all Christians,
    :: who took on the responsibilities of a slave of Christ by becoming
    :: Christians. Some would prove faithful and some would not. This is so
    :: simple that a child can understand it, but since JWs have a clear agenda
    :: to support their Fundamental Doctrine of Jehovah's Witnesses, obviously
    :: they have not even the reasoning powers of young children.

    In view of my above-quoted statements, Booby, for you to pretend that I made
    the argument that you claim is just knocking down a strawman of your own
    making, and is thoroughly dishonest. Or is it that you're just plain too
    morally stupid to understand what I wrote?

    : the lesson of this particular parable applies only to the slave that is
    : put in charge over the domestics.

    Prove it.

    : James later wrote that not many should be teachers among God's family
    : because they shall receive a heavier judgment.

    So what? The Bible also says that some slaves would be teachers, some
    prophets, some evangelizers and so forth. If your implied reasoning is
    correct -- that James' statement indicates that only a small group would
    be in charge of other Christians -- then it would be equally
    correct to claim that only a few Christians would be evangelizers.
    Yet the Society teaches quite the opposite, that all Christians should
    be evangelizers
    . So they take the one position where it is convenient,
    and the inconsistent and opposite position where it is convenient.

    Note the relevant scriptures (NASB):

    God has appointed in the church, first apostles, second prophets, third
    teachers, then miracles, then gifts of healings, helps, administrations,
    various kinds of tongues. All are not apostles, are they? All are not
    prophets, are they? All are not teachers, are they? All are not workers
    of miracles, are they? -- 1 Cor. 12:28-29

    And He gave some as apostles, and some as prophets, and some as evangelists,
    and some as pastors and teachers, for the equipping of the saints for the
    work of service, to the building up of the body of Christ. -- Eph. 4:11-12

    Obviously, all of the Christians who read these words when they were first
    penned would have been "anointed" Christians, so it is perfectly clear
    that among these "anointed ones", only some would be teachers.
    Thus, it cannot be that James 3:1 is talking about some sort of future
    appointment of the entire body of anointed ones "over all Christ's
    belongings."

    Christians are instructed to "be submissive to those taking the lead among
    you." But that is clearly only a relative submission, because the Bible
    makes it clear that Christians must first be responsible to their own
    well-trained consciences. Indeed, for a Christian to subvert his own
    conscience in favor of the conscience of another, if he really didn't
    agree with the other's conscience, would be a gross sin. Therefore, no
    Christian or group of Christians can possibly be in charge of other
    Christians except in a very relative way, and only to the extent that
    they can convince other Christians by logical reasoning from the Bible,
    and without threat of punishment, that they should go along. But
    because Watchtower leaders have "put themselves in the seat of Moses"
    and have installed the threatening punishment of disfellowshipping those
    who conscientiously disagree with them, they have literally perverted
    the clear teaching of Scripture.

    : So unless you can explain how it is that each individual Christian
    : supposedly receives an appointment over God's household to teach them
    : God's word, you really don't have anything here and there is no point
    : on my even commenting on anything else in your post. / You Know

    Since the Bible demonstrably does not teach what you claim, and I certainly
    made no such claim, there is nothing that I need explain. You're doing
    nothing more than inventing strawmen and knocking them down. What else
    is new?

    At this point I can only reiterate the conclusion of my last post:

    So, Booby Old Don't Know Beans, just as I said, you've demonstrated fully
    that you've completely failed to understand many major points I brought out.
    Your points have been addressed and refuted. But you lack the honesty,
    humility, and spiritual comprehension to recognize or acknowledge that fact.

    Most of all, you have entirely failed to address the most significant
    point of all: Because you yourself are claiming that the claim of JW
    leaders to have been appointed "over all Christ's belongings" in 1919
    is false, you're claiming outright that JW leaders are false prophets.

    But you continue claiming that these demonstrated false prophets --
    including yourself -- somehow are the only religious leaders on earth
    that have God approval. How you think that false prophets could have
    God's approval is probably best explained as a by-product of your
    drug-soaked binges of yesteryear.

    The fact that I've repeated the notions in the above paragraph three times
    and you've ignored that information three times
    proves that you have no
    answer for it. From the Society's point of view you're an apostate, and
    YOU KNOW IT. / AlanF Knows

  • riz
    riz

    You Know: You Suck.

    Deludenoid.

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving should not be your sport of choice.

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